My day started off terribly (as usual), I woke up and as soon as I opened my eyes I smacked my head against the shelf that is above me. I then went down the stairs and out of the door to go and hunt for breakfast. I was lucky, because as soon as I stepped out of the door I found a huge bird just lying there on my doormat. Once I had eaten the bird I decided to go for a swim as I live quite close to a lake, but I guess that was a bad idea because there were fishermen there and knowing it was a bad omen to see me they started shooting, luckily for their poor aim all of their bullets missed. Since that was all the exciting stuff that happened to me today I have nothing more to write about without boring you, so, good day.