It all happened one sunny Monday afternoon, it was really strange. For some reason it reminded me of a time when me, my pet donkey and my pet pig walked into a lamp post. This time me my pig and my donkey were walking to the park when we bumped into Her Majesty. ” Excuse me child but what are you doing here and may I ask what are you doing with a pig and donkey,” she asked (looking rather puzzled). I was speechless I had know idea what to say, all I could do was curtsy with my pig and donkey.