I scampered around the vast walls of what looked like a cave. I stopped in my tracks of what lied in front of me. There was a substantial amount of poo lying in front of my bulging eyes, so what lies ahead? Then I heard a cacophony of noise nearly blow my ears of; it sounded like a dinosaur, but how they were extinct. “Help me!” I bellowed. I struggled for breath at what was in front of me a prodigious dinosaur. It had: drool dripping 8 metres from the ground; teeth the size of a man and a tail the size of a school bus… Was this really the end of my life.