THE NORTH POLE STANDARD
Startling news, last night Father Christmas forgot his compass. As a result he went round the world twice instead of once. It has been reported that he was driving at an amazing speed of 999,000 miles per hour and has lost five of his eight reindeer.
“I was so upset when I saw him flying by. He usually waves but he was struggling to drive the sleigh and at that speed I’m not surprised that he only had three reindeer left.” sobbed Mrs Christmas.
Very unfortunately he has missed a child … however he has promised to deliver the present tomorrow and we all know that he can, even with three reindeer.