My mum sent me up to my room.

Suddenly, a rumble occurred in my stomach.

I needed a sandwich, now!


To get this sandwich I would use a battery,a white cat and a good voice.

So I electrocuted the cat and threw it down the stairs to distract my mum.

Then I energetically screamed to make sure.

Then I hurried down stairs and stole my sandwich.

My mum was at the door holding the brawling cat.

Antidisastablishmentarealism whizzed through my head, then he realised he was not in a holy book.

I was discombobulated, how did I fail?

The cat sounded like it had pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

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