My mum sent me up to my room.
Suddenly, a rumble occurred in my stomach.
I needed a sandwich, now!
To get this sandwich I would use a battery,a white cat and a good voice.
So I electrocuted the cat and threw it down the stairs to distract my mum.
Then I energetically screamed to make sure.
Then I hurried down stairs and stole my sandwich.
My mum was at the door holding the brawling cat.
Antidisastablishmentarealism whizzed through my head, then he realised he was not in a holy book.
I was discombobulated, how did I fail?
The cat sounded like it had pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.