Dear diary, 8th century BC
I started off in life beautifully but now people just run away and don’t bother to say hello because they see my snake hair and think I look horrible. Today, I went into market to buy some food and a wig to make me look more attractive but when I arrived, the shopkeepers refused to let me in. Mostly I just want people to be my friends. I used to have flowing hair and a lovely voice but now it has all changed. Anyway, beside the point, this was the worst day of my life because of the horrid world out there. I will never forget the horribleness of this. Please let me be happier tomorrow.